SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
In the 11th century if you raped a woman you lost your yearly salary.
Can we please reinstate this?
Uzo Aduba attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???